the one where min messes up sarah's blog by being strange (as usual)

2005-12-07 - 2:31 p.m.

hello to all of sarah's weird friends. don't take that too offensively because weird in my terms is one of endearment...really. oh. and hi to rach and jenn. since sez says that we are the only people at school who read this. oh. and of course dear forbsy, mikey and welchey.

umm...i really don't know what to write. i'm bored. and sarah suggested that i could write something on her blog. so that's what i'm doing. you see, i do not have as much determination as sarah to sprawl myself on my bed and study physics for tomorrow. the physics part, i mean. i would do the sprawling, but i have a guitar lesson in a bit. i'm sure you all wanted to know that.

anyways, sarah is cool. seriously. she's not as geek-like as she appears....*cough*..and she's really nice as well. just don't fart or burp in her room. if you do...well, then you have to 'suck it back in'. the burping, i mean. although, haven't farted in sarah's room...yet. so i don't know what she does to those poor people. oh, and don't put your feet on your bed. she doesn't like that either. and you have to make sure that she gets her daily intake of coke. and no, to the druggies out there, not cocaine.

oh, and sarah. you are a sectum. she just asked me what a sectum was. it's because i'm the all-knowing person you see...uh...anyways, apparently it's a rude word that you use in biology. fascinating, isn't it? too bad we've already had our biology mock. we can't randomly add it in and cause large amounts of horror among the biology department. oh well. always next time.

right. being the dumb creature i am. i have no idea what to talk about now. sarah said to talk about the social. and physics. she loves physics. i personally think that it's all because of mr welch. she loves mr welch. and she loves to prove him wrong. and she loves the outbursts that he has in physcis lessons. and she's really depressed right now, because if it wasn't for mocks, we would be having a physics lesson with mr welch right now. but not to worry. we have our physics mock tomorrow. you'll be in heaven. especially if mr welch is invigilating. ;)

and as for the social. well...wasn't it fun? i think the only thing that livened it up for us was the fact that we were ALLOWED ALCOHOL. gasp, shock, horror. and you know what? we weren't having a sit down dinner with knives and forks. sin. we are such rebels. and don't worry. nobody is missing out. the alcohol tasted terrible. the only reason people were going strange was because of the fact that we were downing them so as not to taste it so much. we're not sad at all.

anyways, have just been informed that it is now 2:51 and my guitar lesson is at 3. and that sarah has just remembered an EXTREMELY important fact concerning her darling. i'm sure you're all dying to hear what it is, so here goes. MR WELCH has downloaded a screen saver off the internet which analyses a chunck of radio waves to help the folks at SETI. she thinks that i'm about to say what a loser mr welch is, and so dictated that to me. oh well. yeah, she really does love him. but she's a bit to scared to admit it, for fear that her arch enemy emily sever will get to mr welch first by doing As and A level physics. note: she will only be the second person to do so from our lovely S1 set.

right. it's 2:56 now. so i better go before sarah reads this and decides to kill me. ooh...bell just went. well, hope that everyone has an AMAZING christmas and new year, and don't party too hard!

lots of love from sarah's fantabulous friend and double maths buddy (min)
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i'm mucking up the format, MWAHAHAHA!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE SARAH IS SLEEPING AND I STEAL BOTH HER CAREERS BOOK AND I STEAL HER PASSWORD AND HACK INTO HER BLOGGO THINGY AND DELETE ALL THE FORMATTING THINGS. i have been instructed by sarah to say something nice about her here and not to delete anything else. i have nothing to say except albany rocks and so do elvis and the beatles. peace man. edited: that's rachel ignore her. she keeps laughing at this section although she's so unfunny. the people i have to live with in england huh

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poetry, fat penguins, large tattooed arms, third class jaws, the sexy dance, pieces of gum being left on cartons of soy milk, brooches, tweed, pointed high heels (hee hee ter), me saying hee hee, boys giggling, chickens, lizards, botox, keifer the cheese man, rachel's taste in music, rachel's taste in men, teri's taste in shoes, teri's taste in men, llamas, deep jokes i don't get, venereal root disease, sarah's hippy truck, mascara, cucumbers on the road side which could be FULL of bacteria, rats...basically loads of things.

ten things i want to do before i turn 17
kill rachel knight in her sleep and steal her careers booklet and tear a page.also, send hate mail to yoko ono and burn the cheese man

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the one with a healthy sarah - 2006-02-24
the one with the hypochondria - 2006-02-09
the one with the very vague hate - 2006-02-05
the one with many cryptic messages - 2006-01-31
the one with the angsty lyrics - 2006-01-30